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I Still Watch Those Fuzzy Cable Channels

I Still Watch Those Fuzzy Cable Channels

If You Want Me To Look At Your Eyes Put Nipples On Them

If You Want Me To Look At Your Eyes Put Nipples On Them

Being Irish Is a State Of Mind

Being Irish Is a State Of Mind

FAQ's

Shipping
Shipping Schedule
Countries That We Ship To
How Long Does It Take To Receive My Order?
Can I Track My Order?
Shipping & Handling Rates
Can I Rush My Order?
What Are Your Shipping Options?
Do I Have To Sign For My Shipment When It Arrives?

Payment
May I Pay By Check or Money Order?
Is There Sales Tax?
What Payment Types Do You Accept?
Do You Have Gift Certificates?
How Do I Redeem My Promo Code?
Can I Use Multiple Promo Codes On One Order?

Shirt Info Specs - Product Information
Colors, Styles, and Sizes
Sizing Specs
Shrinkage
Are Your Shirts Screen Printed?
Washing Instructions
What Kind Of Fabrics Do You Use?
What size should I buy?

Contests
T Shirt Submissions
I Have A Funny Idea For A Shirt; Can I Sell It To You?
So, I Sent My Design, What's Next?
Information On All Of Our Contests

Ordering
How To Place An Order
Payment Methods
Becoming A Member
Catalogs
Custom Shirts
Problems While Ordering
Can I Order By Phone Or Mail?
What If I Order The Wrong Size?

Returns
Return Policy
How To Return An Order
Exchanging An Order

Affiliate Program
Affiliate Program
How To Link To Us

Other Miscellaneous Information
What If I Have A Question That Is Not On The FAQ's?
Problems With Our Website
Do You Have Any Retail Stores?


Shipping

Shipping Schedule

Day of Order                Day Shipped By The Following 
 Monday Thursday
 Tuesday Friday 
 Wednesday Saturday
 Thursday Monday 
 Friday Monday 
 Saturday Tuesday
 Sunday Wednesday

Our shirts will be shipped out USPS Priority Mail according to the schedule unless the shirt is not currently in-stock.  If any of the shirts are not in stock that you have ordered you will be notified with an email and/or phone call.  If you have any questions regarding our shipping schedule feel free to contact us at orders@beyondhelp.net.

Countries That We Ship To
We only ship to the United States.  If you live in another country it sucks to be you.  Check back soon to see if we have started shipping to your country.

How Long Does It Take To Receive My Order?
Our shirts are shipped Priority Mail which usually arrives within 2-3 mail days.  We currently do not ship with any other shipping methods.

Can I Track My Order?
Nope

Shipping & Handling Rates

Number of Shirts 

 S & H Rates

1

 calculated at checkout

2

 calculated at checkout

 3+

 calculated at checkout

Can I Rush My Order?
Nope

What Are Your Shipping Options?
What options?  You have one, take it or leave it!

Do I Have To Sign For My Shipment When It Arrives?
Nope - See that was easy

 

Payment

May I Pay By Check or Money Order?
We do accept Money Orders, Cashier Check, & Personal Checks.  Understand that your shirt will not be shipped until the payment has cleared, which could add up to 10 business days.  Make checks or money orders payable to: BeyondHelp

Is There Sales Tax?
Not if you live outside of Arizona.  If you live in Arizona we will pay your sales tax you lucky sons of bitches.

What Payment Types Do You Accept?

   

We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, Paypal, Money Order, Cashiers Checks, and Personal Checks.  If you are planning on using a Money Order, Cashiers Checks, or Personal Checks please see May I Pay By Check or Money Order?

Do You Have Gift Certificates?
Coming Soon…

How Do I Redeem My Promo Code?
Enter your promo code in the cart when you check out.

Can I Use Multiple Promo Codes On One Order?
Nope

 

Product Information

Colors, Styles, and Sizes

  • Colors
    -Black
    -Royal Blue
    -White
  • Styles
    -Adult Tee Shirt
    -Adult Polo Shirt
    -Women's Tank Top
  • Sizes
    -Small
    -Medium
    -Large
    -X-Large
    -2XL
    -3XL

Sizing Specs

Adult Tee Shirt
5.5 oz 100% Ringspun Cotton with an easy tear-away tag.  Our shirts are pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage.  They are not made to minimize your shrinkage.
 

 Small

 Medium 

 Large 

 X-Large 

 2XL 

 3XL 

 Width

 18"

 20"

 22"

 24"

 26"

 28"

 Length

 27"

 29"

 31"

 32"

 33"

 34"

 Shoulder Width  

 17"

 19"

 21"

 23"

 25"

 27"

 Sleeve

 7.75"

 8.25"

 9"

 9.5"

 9.5"

 10"


Adult Polo Shirt
7 oz heavy weight pique - 100% Ringspun Combed Cotton - Pre-washed.
 

 Small

 Medium 

 Large 

 X-Large 

 2XL 

 3XL 

 Width

 20.5"

 21.5"

 23.5"

 25.5"

 27"

 28.5"

 Length  

 26.5"

 30"

 31"

 32"

 33"

 33.5"

 Sleeve

 9.5"

 11"

 11.5"

 12"

 12.5"

 13"

 Collar

 16"

 16.5"

 17"

 17.5"

 18"

 18.5"


Women's Tank Top
3.7 oz 100% Ringspun Cotton 2x1 Rib Beater Tank Top with extra length. 
 

 Small

 Medium 

 Large 

 X-Large 

 Width

 10.5"

 21.5"

 12.5"

 13.5"

 Length  

 24"

 25"

 26"

 27"

 Shoulder Width 

 9.75"

 10"

 10.25"

 10.5"


Shrinkage
Our shirts are pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.  Your girlfriend is not that fortunate.

Are Your Shirts Screen Printed?
Yes, our t shirts are screen printed.  The only shirts that are not screen printed are the shirts that are embroidered.

Washing Instructions
First learn how to use a washer and dryer.  Second read the tag.  If you are one lazy mother fucker then why are you reading the directions below?

Adult Tee Shirt
Machine wash warm with like colors.  Only non-chlorine bleach when needed.  Tumble dry low.  Do not iron.

Adult Polo Shirt
Machine wash cold, wash with like colors.  Do not bleach. Tumble dry low.  Warm iron if necessary.

Women's Tank Top
Wash before wearing, cold water.  Tumble dry medium.

What Kind Of Fabrics Do You Use?

Adult Tee Shirt
5.5 oz 100% Ringspun Cotton.

Adult Polo Shirt
7 oz Heavy Weight Pique - 100% Ringspun Combed Cotton

Women's Tank Top
3.7 oz 100% Ringspun Cotton 2x1 Rib

Ringspun: This technique of weaving the cotton threads makes for a stronger yet softer shirt that keeps getting softer each time you wash/wear it. Ring-spun shirts usually end up becoming a favorite tee because of their high quality and comfort.

Combed: Extra-soft cotton. When cotton or another fabric is "combed", the shortest, additional fibers of a batch are removed. The result produces high-quality yarns with excellent strength and softness.

What size should I buy?
Find out what size you currently wear (that usually works about 60% of the time, every time).  If you still need to know what size you should buy see our Sizing Specs. 

 

Contests

T Shirt Submissions
Coming Soon

I Have A Funny Idea For A Shirt; Can I Sell It To You?
Coming Soon

So, I Sent My Design, What's Next?
Coming Soon

Information On All Of Our Contests
Coming Soon

 

Ordering

How To Place An Order
Pick which shirt you want and select the type of shirt, color, & size then click the "Add to Cart" button.  Then go to the cart, review your order and click the "Checkout" button.  Enter your shipping and billing information, again double check it for accuracy.  Click the "Submit Order" button and you will receive confirmation of your order in an email.

Payment Methods

   

We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, Paypal, Money Order, Cashiers Checks, and Personal Checks.  If you are planning on using a Money Order, Cashiers Checks, or Personal Checks please see May I Pay By Check or Money Order?

Becoming A Member
To join, visit our BeyondHelp Members page.

Catalogs
We do not supply catalogs at this time.  Please feel free to order from our secure website.

Custom Shirts
We do not provide any other customization of our t shirts, other than what we have on our website.  If you have any funny or offensive t shirt ideas click here

Problems While Ordering
Here are some of the more common solutions to problems while ordering.

1. Turn your computer on and get on the internet
2. Make sure that your billing address is the same as it is on your statement
3. Try using a friend's computer

If you still are having problems while ordering feel free to Contact Us.

Can I Order By Phone Or Mail?
No, you can only order through our secure website online.

What If I Order The Wrong Size?
First see What Size Should I Buy? If you somehow you still ordered the wrong size then you will need to use our Return Policy.  We are unable to offer exchanges at this time.  You will need to follow our Return Policy and submit a new order.  All returns must be unworn, unwashed, and returned within 30 days of your order.

 

Returns

Return Policy
BeyondHelp is committed to providing our customers with quality t shirts and customer satisfaction.  Our t shirts can be returned for any reason within 30 days of your order.  All t shirts that are returned must be unworn and unwashed.  We are unable to offer exchanges at this time.  We will happily refund you for your return (minus shipping & handling fees).

How To Return An Order
You will be refunded the full purchase amount for any unworn and unwashed shirt that is returned within 30 days of your order (minus shipping & handling fees).  Before you send in your return make sure to Contact Us.  We will need your full name, address, email address, and order number in order to make sure that you receive your refund. 

Send Returns To The Address Below:

BeyondHelp
P.O. Box 9475
Surprise, AZ 85374

Please let us know the reason for your return to help us provide the best service possible.

Exchanging An Order
We are unable to offer exchanges at this time.  You will need to follow our Return Policy and submit a new order.  All returns must be unworn, unwashed, and returned within 30 days of your order.  Please let us know the reason for your return to help us provide the best service possible.

If you have any other questions about our Return Policy feel free to Contact Us.

 

Affiliate Program

Affiliate Program
We are working on an affiliate program.  Please check back soon.  Buy a shirt while you're waiting.

How To Link To Us
Visit our Link to Us page.

 

Other Miscellaneous Information

What If I Have A Question That Is Not On The FAQ's?
Feel free to Contact Us.

Problems With Our Website
If our website is not working correctly please Contact Us and let us know so we can fix the problem.

Do You Have Any Retail Stores?
No, we do not have any retail stores.