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Become a BeyondHelp Member

Click on any of the benefits below to see why you should become a BeyondHelp member.

1. Get Free Shirts
2. All Shipping And Billing Info Are Saved For Faster Checkout
3. Track All Of Your Contest Entries
4. Special BeyondHelp Members Discounts
5. This Is Not Really A Benefit; We Own You…

 

1. Get Free Shirts

There are 10 different ways that you can get free shirts.

  1. We randomly pick one member each month to win 3 free BeyondHelp Shirts.
  2. As a BeyondHelp Member once you bought a total of 5 shirts your 6th is free.
  3. You will receive your own unique referral code which you can give to your friends. When 5 of your friends buy a BeyondHelp Shirt then you get 1 free.
  4. Submit your shirt ideas and if we use your idea we will send you $100 and 5 free BeyondHelp Shirts of your choice. Send us all of your ideas. The more ideas you send us the more chances you have to win. That is $100 and 5 BeyondHelp T-Shirts for every idea we use. Now, you will not have to worry about those nights that you have the munchies and can't get into Denny's cause you weren't wearing a shirt.
  5. We pick 3 pictures every month of members wearing our shirts. The ones selected win a free shirt. Submit pictures of you or your friends wearing a BeyondHelp Shirt and you can win.
  6. Submit your wet t-shirt contest picture. You can win 5 free shirts if you are the winner of the current wet t-shirt contest that is running. (This is for women only - Yes, we are sexist.)
  7. Share Us: We pick a BeyondHelp Member every month to win 2 free BeyondHelp Shirts just for telling your friends which shirts they or you might like.
  8. With every new shirt release we select a BeyondHelp Member that has signed up for our BeyondHelp Shirt Updates to win 2 free shirts.
  9. Link To Us: We will randomly select people who link to us and give them free BeyondHelp Shirts. It would be smart to link to us or you might wind up naked, unless of course you prefer that.
  10. We also select a MySpace friend every month to win 2 free shirts. So, become one of our friends NOW! Become Our MySpace Friend


2. All Shipping And Billing Info Are Saved For Faster Checkout

We know that you will come back and buy more shirts so we made it easier for you. Once you are a BeyondHelp Member all your shipping and billing information will be saved so next time you buy a shirt all you have to do it log in. Once you are logged in you can update your shipping and billing information in your members' page. Your privacy is very important to us. We will not sell or share any information that identifies you as an individual. See our short and sweet Privacy Policy.

3. Track All Of Your Contest Entries

Have you ever wondered if your entries to a contest are still active. Well now you do. Here you can see all the contest entries that you have submitted. Below is a list of all the BeyondHelp Contests that you can be a part of as a BeyondHelp Member. You can see how many shirts you have left to go before you get a free one. You can also see how many of your friends have used your referral code so you know when you are going to get a free shirt.

1. BeyondHelp Shirt Ideas (Find out if it was accepted or rejected)
2. People BeyondHelp (Submit a picture of you or your friend wearing a BeyondHelp Shirt)
3. Wet T-Shirt Contest (This contest is for women, or any men that think they have a better chest than women.)

You will also be able to see all of our past winners for all of our contests and giveaways.


4. Special BeyondHelp Members Discounts

By being a BeyondHelp Member you will receive discounts such as a % off your next order. Another way for you to save more money and you don't have to cut out any stupid coupons. Just enter the codes that you get when you are checking out to save.


5. This Is Not Really A Benefit; We Own You...

No, really we own you…

 


 
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